Some pictures must be taken, some things must be blogged. Photography and pop culture.
This is my contribution to this weekend’s Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge: Warning.
I had to check through my blog to see which pictures of warning signs I’ve posted already, to avoid duplication. (I like those.) This one is my latest one, from last autumn.
Funny that it’s a dangerous tree. They’re normally the good guys, and my favourites. But according to this sign, they can also be deadly!
Hello world, I’m still here in Slovakia, and as I have gathered a few cool smartphone pics, I’ve decided to make a blog post. So here it is.
The photos are very much me, in a different city.
The pure randomness: the coat of arms of Bratislava on the street waste bin.
The autumn leaves, of course – this is outside the block of flats where my mum lives; you can see the red bus shelter.
The view from the window – it’s, well, the view from the window of my mum’s 7th floor flat. She lives sort of at the edge of the city, hence the fields.
The coffee drinker – there is no version of me that doesn’t drink coffee. Although that eternal beverage has not really made a proper appearance on Some Photoblog. Yet.
The signs – this one is in the gardens of Bratislava Castle.
The shots from moving public transport – Bratislava Castle from the bus. (There’ll be loads of that, worry not!)
And the beauty too – sunset over the Danube river. With trees.
All pics taken with my smartphone, downloaded onto my tablet and shrank using PicResize. Thanks, Weekly Prompts for the tip. (Normally I save my photos to my laptop’s hard drive and use plain, basic MS Paint to resize the images I choose for the blog.)
My camera is getting a good workout – results to be seen soon!
You are invited to Heaton Hall, the country seat of Lord Ballingdon, for a weekend of good old fashioned fun.
The house is imposing and painted cheerful yellow.
After dinner, the host informs his guests he prepared a fun murder mystery game. It kicks off the next morning.
And so the next morning, after breakfast–rich, delicious full English–Lord Ballingdon gives his instructions.
You are to find the dead body.
It is no easy task. The grounds are vast and the body could be anywhere.
But that doesn’t discourage you. Let’s start!
Careful it gets steep!
You think the body might have rolled down this hill. But there’s nothing at the bottom.
Ooh look, a bench! Not very comfortable sitting on that stone. You reckon the victim must have sat here at some point, before they were killed.
Careful now!
Were they pushed off the ha-ha? If so, the murderer must have moved the body because it is not here.
You check under the ferns for clues. Nothing here.
Aaah, look, a folly. You bet that’s where the body was hidden.
The folly is locked. You peer through the windows, but the only thing you see is a broken electric heater.
It occurs to you that the body might actually be inside the house. Your host never said it was on the grounds.
Hmmm, your host… This is the first time you’ve been invited to Lord Ballingdon’s party. You’ve heard of him a lot, of course, everyone gushes how entertaining he is, people leave his gatherings with smiles on their faces. And he’s so charming! “He’s the biggest prankster I’ve ever met,” says your cousin, and coming from him, it means something. Your cousin has been playing pranks on people since he was eight.
Prankster. Of course!
You got it. Murder? Here’s the murder:
Lord Ballingdon bursts into booming laughter. You win the game.
Pictures are from Heaton Park in Manchester. The house is indeed called Heaton Hall, but it is not a seat of any lord, as it belongs to the city council. Lord Ballingdon is a fictional character. No murder mystery games take place at Heaton Park, however the place does share initials with the great Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, so make of it what you will.
One day I was walking down a street in Manchester city centre and spotted this sign outside of a pub.
Why do people like this primitive type of humour?
I fail to see what’s so funny about comparing a husband to a child. A child at least needs looking after. A grown adult doesn’t. Pocket money! Does he not earn his own money? Why should women put up with this?
How is being single worse than this???
This is why LGBTQ+ people go “are the straights okay?” And they’re right.
The sexism is, of course, another issue. Don’t women go to pubs?
Stupid on every level.
When I saw the Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge was Security, I knew I had just the right stuff for it!
One of the things I like to take pictures of is signs. They often have to do with security–fire exits and similar. Here are some I picked for today’s post:
Don’t fall into the water!
This one is a standard. From the back of my local Tesco.
This one is in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester city centre. That poor figure inside the triangles has been through everything.
This one is in Shibden Hall in Halifax, the door leads to the backyard.
This last one is the only one taken with a DSLR camera, not smartphone like the others, and you can find it in Abney Park in Cheadle, near Stockport.
Really, what have poor horses or motorcycles done to you?
If you have glanced at my blog before, you will know that I’m always into seeing any unusual sign. I spotted this one on my Easter Sunday walk in Prestwich (area of Manchester), at the St Mary’s church graveyard.
It’s not a joke! The graveyard is quite old and there are fallen headstones; you can see a leaning stone cross on the left there, with a background of daffodils. The more recent deceased have their resting places on the right side of that wall, on a little hill under the trees. This leads to Prestwich Clough, a little piece of land of woods, which I have enjoyed having a wander in on previous occasions.
I was walking down a street–Peter Street, to be precise, in this our city of Manchester–coming back from Castlefield (see my previous two posts) when I spotted this:
Impossible is, according to their description on Google “Whimsical nightspot with a theatre and gin bar, serving Asian street food–inspired pub grub”. As all similar places are now, it’s closed, because you know.
It’s funny and sad at the same time.
One day, this too shall pass.
Or I bloody hope so.
I’m back with another sign.
This is a new one in Heaton Park, warning the visitors of sudden drop from the Ha-ha. (I blogged about Ha-ha before.)
Quite right.
If you’re not careful, you’ll fall on your nose. Or worse.
Have you ever walked in a park or a wooded area, admiring the nature; the trees and flowers and maybe some wildlife, when suddenly you come across this:
What?
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